phonedation

The leftover foundation thats stuck on your screen after a conversation where the phone has been pressed against the cheek. Often seen on touch phones, since they have a larger screen.

Emma: EEEEUUUW! Whats that brown gunk on your screen?!

Johanna: Aaah, thats just some phonedation after my conversation with Peter.

Emma: Damn, he's hot!

by Cupcaken February 25, 2010

phonetagious

The digital Pavlovian response to check one's cellphone/smartphone after seeing someone else check his/hers.

We were having lunch when Georgia's checked her smartphone. the phonetagious response was comical.

by Cutters79 May 9, 2011

Poontato

An old potato that smells like a vagina

Damn that poontato nastay.

by Smarkles December 14, 2012

Phonetard

Someone that has their phone in their face every waking hour of the day letting it control their lives to the point of being annoying to others.

My wife is a phonetard

by bgbbhhh September 28, 2022

Phoneto

A photograph taken with your smartphone.

I can't believe how good a phoneto you just uploaded. What kind of phone did you use to shoot it?

by Two Hep Cats July 17, 2011

phonetard

n. A person who may or may not be able to perform at a functional level in society, but is unmistakably absent-minded and inconsistent in executing his or her cell phone’s most basic operations (i.e. answering incoming calls, placing outgoing calls, acknowledging the receipt of a text message with an appropriate and coherent response) and in doing so in a prompt and judicious fashion.

adj. (Phonetarded)Having little or no sense of proper cell phone procedures and etiquette in the context of modern society.

Nate: Hey Rachel, have you talked to Emily lately? I've been calling and texting her all day but haven't been able to get a hold of her. Do you think she's ok?

Rachel: Yeah she's fine. I was with her all day. She heard her phone ringing from the other room but chose not to answer it because she didn't want to get off the couch. Then, when she finally got her phone and saw that you called, she said she was going to call you back but I think she forgot that like 20 seconds later. You know she's just a phonetard.

by deltsruletheworld August 5, 2008

Phoneado

The whirlwind of phone calls sometimes necessary to buy pot.

My deal fell thru and I had to go through a phoneado to get some bud.

by Mr. Faboo January 17, 2008