Phonesmack

The act of randomly smacking someone in the face with your cellphone.

You my friend, have just been phonesmacked.

by Miaed May 6, 2011

Phonesia

Phonesia pronounsed (fo nee' zhuh)

The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgeting whom you were calling just as they answer.

You type in your freinds number and call it and just as they are answer you get phonesia and can't remember who it is.

by jphw March 25, 2009

Phoneaphile

1)Someone Above 18 years old who goes into the local phone chatlines to pick up on unsuspecting teens, in an attempt to have phone sex

2) someone who constantly asks to use your phone

Me: this dude is raw, he's tryin to pick up on bitches using the chatlines.. and he know damn well the girls are all underage...

them: well you know, dude is just a regular ass phoneaphile

by Happy Locc April 20, 2011

phoneshame

When you have a shitty old pre-paid phone because you or your parents are too cheap to buy a blackberry or android. Phone shame also happens when you have a flip phone or something from metropcs and you are just too embarrassed to take it out in front your friends because it is just so old, bulky, or ugly.

Ross:Hey whats your phone number
(Brian takes out crappy flip phone)
Ross: Tuff cell kid whats the a Razor flip phone, that shit was cool when I was in 4th grade.
Brian: Yea, I have a bad case of phoneshame.
Ross: HAHA! IT STILL HAS A CINGULAR LOGO ON IT

by ibehigh4u May 18, 2011

phonescape

Phonescape (silent E ) the act of pretending to talk on ones cell phone to escape or avoid an unpleasent person or situation.

I phonescaped on my way into the supermarket to avoid the solicitors.

by GardenHo August 15, 2010

Phonestipation

Not being able/wanting to poop without your phone.

I left my phone at home now I have phonestipation.

by JonCo September 1, 2013

phonesnapper

a guy who seems normal......but turns out to be crazy.

G1: So last night this guy didn't like what my deal was for the night.
G2: Yeah, and, who cares?
G1: I didn't until he killed my phone.
G2: Wow. what a phonesnapper.

G1: So I talked to my mom today.... and apparently my ex-bf added my mom on fb
G2: no way.
G1: yeah, but i knew he was a phonesnapper.

Gditz: OMGGG so I lent my friend my shirt & like u'll never believe what happened!!!! She left it at a guy i know's house anddddd he refuses to give it to me unless, like, i hang out w/ him.
G2: that guys a phonesnapper. dont talk to him.

moral of examples. if a boy is a phonesnapper, stay away!

by Elle Ay September 30, 2009