Phoenis

Pronounced: Fee-Nis
A way of saying penis only its more epic

Gay Fag #1: Look at my large penis
Gay Fag #2: Thats no penis, its a Phoenis!

by Memetic Man July 27, 2010

phonism

1: (n) Bigotry or chauvinism on the basis of one's mobile phone brand and/or operating system.

2: (n) In a broader sense, 'phonism' can even refer to prejudice against tablet brands and/or their operating systems.

1: Phonism is one of the greatest evils that modern man has had to endure.

2:.

A: Fuck iPhones and the assholes who use them.

B: Wow man, that's pretty harsh.

A: Lol, I don't give a shit; I'm phonist.

by Sweyn78 December 1, 2014

Poofenism

a term coined during the gay rights movement of 1995 in San Francisco, USA.
Poofenism relates directly to words transcribed from ancient Hebrew texts found in the toom of Sir Richard Simmonstein III.
Poofenism is now used to describe the act of poofening or working in a Salon.

"lets get gay, Poofenism is on the way!"

by Fagdonna May 22, 2004

phonegasm

(n) when your phone recieves a large amount of texts close to each other and repeatedly vibrates like crazy

Dude, i got so many texts when i was in the hospital that there was a phonegasm

by trhodes June 11, 2009

PHONEGASM

When having phone sex, and one has a real orgasm, not faked.

I was talking to Dave on the phone last night and we started having phone sex and I didn't even have to fake it, I had a huge phonegasm!

by LYNDA LOO December 12, 2007

Phonenoser

Someone who is always looking at their phone or electronic device.

Stop being a phonenoser and pay attention to what I am trying to tell you.

by Phonenose April 13, 2015

phonegasm

a moment when your phone momentarily freezes, then completes all the actions you asked it to do while it was frozen in the space of a few seconds.

Guy 1: Dude, you sent me 10 of the same text last night!
Guy 2: Sorry, my phone had a phonegasm and I hit send 10 times

by ifmod November 11, 2011