Perfect Phonecall

n.- v.- (t.) A situation or circumstance alleged to be legitimate, but is plainly otherwise.

"Marcy called in again - This time with an excuse about her car not working."
"Sounds like a Perfect Phonecall to me."
"Yeah; she is so fired."

by k80theshade November 17, 2019

Crack Phonecain

The addiction to your phone. Including, but not limited to; texting, talking, self portraits, and using apps.

My phone is like Crack! Crack Phonecain, that is! I can't stop using!

by Amigas March 2, 2013

phonecrastinate

When you pass the time away by playing on your phone instead of working.

I'm not in the mood to work, but internet is blocked in the office. Let me phonecrastinate with a wiki-walk and maybe some Angry Birds

by miscreantJ July 27, 2011

Phonecklace

A chain, rope or string to which one attaches their phone and wears around the neck so as not to lose it in a drunken stupor.

Make sure you have your phonecklace so you don't lose your phone again!

by Jager-Bomber March 2, 2010

turkish phonecall

engaging in phone sex from the old country!!

Paul and Tashina kept me up all night with their damn turkish phonecall. fuckers. ahaha

by Tashina & Paul. August 7, 2007

phoneblow

the act of receiving a blowjob over the phone, or a credit of one.

the only way i know how to make long distances work is with phoneblow.

dude i got some phoneblow from that one girl last night, she said next week for sure!

by Qwu 7331 March 21, 2011

phonecation

When you take a vacation from your phone. Generally, it's 2 or more days.

I took a phonecation and now I'm a better person.

by ToastyToastedToast May 18, 2016