A word that describes someone who know absolutely nothing about smart phones and how they work. These people usually have to ask for help with everything on their phone wether it is sending a text, taking a photo and worst of all using facebook. This label is mainly used for the older population who just switched from a flip phone to and iPhone.
My great aunt just ditched her flip phone for an iPhone X. I swear she’s phonetarded or something. I’ve had to help her for hours just to learn to text and open safari.
by Hello.gay.im.dad November 6, 2019
Get the Phonetarded mug.A guy who is on the phone for a long period of time, usually with a girl...so it is assumed that he is phonebanging.
"hey, where'd he go? i haven't seen him for hours but his ride's still outside..."
"oh, he's in the room phonebanging."
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Traffic was moving along great until I found myself behind this total phonetard doing ten miles per hour under the speed limit.
We were leaving the movie but were stuck behind this huge, fat phonetard who was oblivious to the fact he was blocking the hallway.
Also phonetardedly (adverb, as in, to drive phonetardedly)
We were leaving the movie but were stuck behind this huge, fat phonetard who was oblivious to the fact he was blocking the hallway.
Also phonetardedly (adverb, as in, to drive phonetardedly)
by geekboysteves January 24, 2010
Get the phonetard mug.Someone that has their phone in their face every waking hour of the day letting it control their lives to the point of being annoying to others.
My wife is a phonetard
by bgbbhhh September 28, 2022
Get the Phonetard mug.n. A person who may or may not be able to perform at a functional level in society, but is unmistakably absent-minded and inconsistent in executing his or her cell phone’s most basic operations (i.e. answering incoming calls, placing outgoing calls, acknowledging the receipt of a text message with an appropriate and coherent response) and in doing so in a prompt and judicious fashion.
adj. (Phonetarded)Having little or no sense of proper cell phone procedures and etiquette in the context of modern society.
adj. (Phonetarded)Having little or no sense of proper cell phone procedures and etiquette in the context of modern society.
Nate: Hey Rachel, have you talked to Emily lately? I've been calling and texting her all day but haven't been able to get a hold of her. Do you think she's ok?
Rachel: Yeah she's fine. I was with her all day. She heard her phone ringing from the other room but chose not to answer it because she didn't want to get off the couch. Then, when she finally got her phone and saw that you called, she said she was going to call you back but I think she forgot that like 20 seconds later. You know she's just a phonetard.
Rachel: Yeah she's fine. I was with her all day. She heard her phone ringing from the other room but chose not to answer it because she didn't want to get off the couch. Then, when she finally got her phone and saw that you called, she said she was going to call you back but I think she forgot that like 20 seconds later. You know she's just a phonetard.
by deltsruletheworld August 5, 2008
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AJ: Yea but she's on phonebation so she has to be extra careful
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