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phomo

pho•mo pho-moh. Noun. Slang Informal
~an anxious state of butthurt or emotional insecurity that is caused by viewing photos of your peers eating pho together without you, often aroused by posts on social media.
• Evolutionary biology - an omnipresent anxiety brought on by our cognitive ability to recognize the potential opportunities to enjoy pho with our family & friends
OMG the phomo is real! Wish I would have got an invite.
by Meemteem April 2, 2022
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phlamous

An interjection, exclamation or ejaculatory utterance used to wish good health to a person who has just belched. Believed to have originated at the North Pole.
"Urrrp!"
"Phlamous!"
by c71ff October 19, 2009
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plata o plomo

Silver or lead. Give me your money or get shot. Also used by the Cartel to extort important people into accepting bribes.

Silver = something valuable
Lead = bullets
“¡Plata o plomo!” - give me your money or get shot
“¿Plata o plomo?” - take the bribe or take a bullet
by kadoodles April 27, 2019
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phloober

A flubby motion made with the arms. Can be used to express anger, excitement, or choking.
Bob phloobered while arguing with his wife.

Michelle phloobered like crazy when she realized she had won the lottery.

Joe phloobered when he could not breathe correctly.
by piegnome July 22, 2009
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Phloofed

When a person is forced out of a Battleground in the MMORPG World of Warcraft™ by a priest's Mind Control taking over their body, and walking them out of the BG entrance portal.

Made infamous by the Undead Priest Phloof on Khaz Modan realm, who's numerous mind controlled instance exits spawned forum panic and wasted many an alliance players 3-4 hour wait for BG queues.
"Damnit, i got phloofed and didn't get any honor tokens."
by Majupra May 9, 2006
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Phloog

Typically named “Logan Riley Wallace” (but not on all occasions), a phloog is a being who holds cats captive in his basement and subjects them to specific tortures such as giving them the names “Kiki By Drake” and/or Sheba. Phloogs are hellspawn creatures and certified menaces to society. They also are known for hatred towards followers of Islam who they have known for about 8 years.
You’re a phloog
by The Phloog Exterminator March 27, 2021
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phloom groupie

A phloom's ass kissing sidekick. The idiot who "feeds the troll" on message boards or takes the side of the douchebag in an argument. The phloom groupie mistakenly believes the phloom is cool, when in reality he is an assclown. Also known as a "phloomophile."
"Dude, help me out on that thread. That clontarf and his phloom groupies are annoying as shit!"
by Hafsemi Rafsanjani February 28, 2008
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