a legal exemption for all citizens of Philadelphia for a variety of crimes ranging from rioting, prostitution, and parking tickets, when their sports teams do well.
1. "My friend Bobby got arrested for streaking through downtown Philadelphia after Game 4. He's exercising the Phillies Defense in court on Monday."
2. I'm offering up sex on craigslist for WS tix. If I get busted, I'll just use the Phillies Defense."
2. I'm offering up sex on craigslist for WS tix. If I get busted, I'll just use the Phillies Defense."
by FunThrax October 28, 2009
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We spent our childhood watching Emo Phillips, which consequently had a major influence on our oddball sense of humor.
by stevewk May 17, 2007
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She is a great best friend. She is super fun, pretty, weird (in a good way), loves performing and does all of it with a smile.
Boys:
Guy1: Do you think i shoud give Olivia Phillips these flowers?
Guy2: Let me see if they smell good. If they don't, you shouldn't. (takes the flowers and walks towards Olivia Phillips)
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Guy1: Hey!
Girls:
Girl1: Who is that girl?
Girl2: That is Olivia Phillips! Duh!
Girl1: She is so good at dancing! After the show, I'm going to ask if we can be BFFs.
Girl2: If i had a penny for every time someone said that, I would be a billionair
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Guy2: Let me see if they smell good. If they don't, you shouldn't. (takes the flowers and walks towards Olivia Phillips)
Guy1: Where are you going?
Guy2: I'm giving these to Olivia Phillips. She is totally pretty!
Guy1: Hey!
Girls:
Girl1: Who is that girl?
Girl2: That is Olivia Phillips! Duh!
Girl1: She is so good at dancing! After the show, I'm going to ask if we can be BFFs.
Girl2: If i had a penny for every time someone said that, I would be a billionair
by sopdif213 January 6, 2014
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She's inquisitive and intelligent with goals
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"Bang! I am the captain now!" - Captain Phillips
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by Jimthesmiley January 12, 2016
Get the Captain Phillips mug.Probably the coolest goon there is. You wanna be his friend so bad, but are too scared to talk to him. He is funny af and will steal yo girl.
“Yo, who’s that over there? He looks chill af.”
“Evan Phillips? Yeah don’t even try. He’s too cool for you.”
“Evan Phillips? Yeah don’t even try. He’s too cool for you.”
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