petterass

Misspelling of the word 'pederast' made popular by The Big Lebowski. Webster's defines it as "one who practices anal intercourse especially with a boy."

Walter: When he moved down to Venice he had to go door-to-door to tell everyone he's a pederast (not petterass).

Donny: What's a pederast, Walter?

Walter: Shut the fuck up, Donny.

by RedSoxFox July 15, 2006

petter

A petter is a wonderful, nice, hot, sexy, extremely talented person. Everybody loves a petter, whatever he does.
from rumors it's said a petter always got a huge penis.

Hot girl 1: Omg there is petter!!
Hot girl 2: OMFG I want him in my pants!

by dajnamajt June 12, 2011

hairy petter

-comes in the form of PETER KIM
-erotic counterpart of harry potter
-writes erotic novels
-spills anal aliens on his pants
-an anal strategist who enjoys, and quote, "anal gallivantings"
-a backdoor matadore at his best

you're a lovely boy, hairy petter.

by JChao February 26, 2008

Petter Northug

When a woman gives two guys a handjob using ski-movements. Similar to the Oddvar Braa, except the finish.

The girl pulled a Petter Northug last night!

by TinaBettina December 4, 2013

Ninja Petter

A person who lacks the common sense to avoid antagonizing ninjas. A social klutz who does not know how to behave in public. Missing hands or fingers is a sure sign, but not required.

I can't believe that you just ate my BK mini burger off my plate, you are such a ninja petter!

You: Let's wait for the light to turn before we cross.
Me: You are such a ninja petter, there's no traffic.

by bravo delta August 19, 2011

karl petter

karl petter means "a man with a big penis".

when someone see a man with a big penis they say: you are like karl petter!!

by mortymort October 28, 2013

pheuter

A lighter of any kind. Preferably used when smoking stoges or buds.

Hey dude, hand me that phucking pheuter before I kick you squa in the nutz!

by Obak Barama December 9, 2010