penile mouthification

slang term for fellatio

Mary Jane refused to have sexual intercourse with her boyfriend; however, she satiated his sexual appetite through penile mouthification..

by Reverend Jim October 16, 2006

Penile Flutter

An involuntary muscle spasm located in the male genitalia. This spasm can last for two to seven seconds, and causes can include sexual stimulation, sexual over-stimulation, urination, electric shock, or extraneous sensory perception. No medical attention is required, although you should contact your doctor if you experience a penile flutter lasting longer than four hours, or if redness or discomfort occur.

"Oh man, that girl at the end of the bar totally gave me a penile flutter."

by Dr. Tobor March 4, 2011

Penile Eclipse

An astronomical event occurring when the earth is in the shadow of an exceptionally large penis.

The penile eclipse resulting from Tim Tebow's first erection will likely block out the sun for decades, resulting in the end of life as we know it.

by Washooter September 3, 2012

Phenyl-2-Propanol

Phenyl-2-Propanol is a chemical synthesized by reacting benzylmagnesium chloride with acetaldehyde in diethyl ether (or dibutyl ether), or by reacting phenylacetaldehyde (or PAL synthesized from styrene and peracetic acid in a nitrogen or argon atmosphere to avoid over oxidation to phenylacetic acid (PAA) ) with methylmagnesium iodide in diethyl ether (or dibutyl ether). Phenyl-2-Propanol is also known as P2Pol. Phenyl-2-Propanol can be oxidized to Phenyl-2-Propanone by using PCC, or by using Sodium Hypochlorite (pool shock, NaOCl), and glacial acetic acid. P2Pol can also be oxidized to P2P by using Sodium Chlorite (NaO2Cl), and acetic acid.

Density 0.996
Boiling point 220 ºC
Refractive index 1.5221
Flash point 85 ºC

Colorless liquid.

Tyler: I synthesized P2Pol (Phenyl-2-Propanol) by reacting phenylacetaldehyde and methylmagnesium iodide in diethyl ether.

by CognitiveFuel August 18, 2023

penile loogie

what one shoots into a urinal after they masturbate in a company bathroom

The secretary looked so good that I had to go blow a penile loogie in the bathroom

by connorsji May 8, 2008

penile bulge

The gigantic protrusion seen in a males groin area when he is wearing pants that are far too tight.

I went to that show called the Nutcracker, and I saw nothing but Penile Bulge the entire time.

by Mikey T January 28, 2005

Penile Mache

When you get tissue paper stuck on your cock after you wank trying to cleanup the smegma.

Last night after offloading I had the worst case of penile mache I have ever had, Fucking shit is sooo hard to get off.

by Hazardous Harry February 22, 2018