kristiansund parkering

Kristiansund parkering is the only company in norway that manages and goes in the red. they have 5 employees walking around thinking about burger king and sausage. in order to be employed as a parking guard, you must have been thrown out of the police academy and imprisoned at least 3 times. If you have been drunk, it is a plus.

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by Kripos August 1, 2021

sharketing

Sharketing is doing social media marketing from a laptop or mobile device while taking a big wet juicy shit.

Bro bro bro, are you still reading magazines in the bathroom? You need to be sharketing. Calc your ROI and synergize some hashtags next time you drop trou.

by Brock Hardon November 9, 2011

parketing

Parking anywhere you want, as long as you want, by reusing an old parking ticket.

John is parketing in downtown all weekend long.

by jeff98243897234 May 14, 2013

Parkening

When you drive around a parking lot to drop someone off at a location and stop for no more then 10 seconds.

Dropping teenagers off at an event ..ie. School, parties, and sports.
You're "parkening"

by MsG😋 January 19, 2016

parkering

When a bro puts a girl first. Doesn't abide by 'bros before hoes'

"is he really bailing on us?"
"Yeah, he's parkering us tonight. Fuck him"

by YellowStoned November 26, 2016

pharting

Verb. When you fart in such a way that it sounds like you've shat yourself. If you actually do shit yourself, technically it is sharting. The noun is 'a phart'

"Dude, that's disgusting, you sharted."

"Dw man I just pharted is all."

"Pharting rocks."

by bonny jonny October 18, 2008

packeting

owning nOObs

by pat_ February 22, 2003