Pfffftttt

A bee that was brutally kidnaped by a crazy Swedish man and forced to live in a dirt hut. He eventually stuck his head in water and drowned. The End

Why was Pfffftttt always trying to escape the house. ;-;

by Obi-Juan-Kenobi January 4, 2021

pfffft

An expression of mild contempt or dismissal. Usually made in response upon seeing/hearing nonsense or bullshit. This expression can also used to mask feelings of rejection/hurt to a snub or any other perceived/real social slight.

Dave: I sent a friend invite to Nelson over Facebook and got rejected.

Mike: pfffft. Why do you want to be friends with Nelson for anyway? The guy was basically a total dick to you back in high school.

Dave: Yeah I know, but people change right?
Mike: Dude, get some self-esteem.

by mikeygoodfella June 10, 2009

pffft

the sound emitted when farting

by Anonymous July 11, 2003

Pfffft

Pfffft was PewDiePie's Minecraft bee in his Minecraft Hardcore series. Pfffft had a bad habit of escaping his house through holes between the blocks. Pfffft died from drowning in water.
RIP Pfffft
(17-12-2020 - 28-12-2020)

Pfffft: *Drowns in water and dies*
Pewds: What!? He drowned! Nooo! It was a kid swimming pool you idiot!

by Peepeepoopoo from urbdic January 3, 2021

PFFFT!!

PFFFT!! PFFFT The sound your lips pressed together and blowing air through them makes as you witness some idiot make a bigger fool of him or herself either by what they said, wrote, did. A show of utter disgust, no fear and the act of totally brushing someone off by dismissing them as a complete moron not worthy of one's time.

note: could be immediately followed by a brushing away with one's hand ending with a palm towards the buffoon.

(ex.) When you open the door to meet your blind date and a delusional 250 lb. water buffalo lied on her dating bio as being "just pleasingly plump." PFFFT!! Oh really? Maybe you should have listed your body type as "the Michelin Man."

by The Vanilla Godzilla January 25, 2017

Pfffft

A word often used to show disbelief, often used as an example of 'Onomatopoeia'. Also implies 'nobody cares'.

Person: I have a pet tiger. I'm rich. I'm GAWDD DANGG AWESOME. :P oxoxoxoxx

Me: Pfffft. -.-

Person: Pah.

by Urban Me :) x March 15, 2011

Pffff

A expression used for something sounding so fake it's hard to admit you need to, "Pfffff."

Dave: "I Fucked 2 Girls Last Night!"

Cormick: "Pffff, Whatta You Talkin' About? You Mean 2 MEN!"

by diktahp January 2, 2019