"Dude did you see Hilton catch that football"
"Yeah man too bad he has diabetes and is colorblind, such a pewtoz"
"Yeah man too bad he has diabetes and is colorblind, such a pewtoz"
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Another one of the countless names for masturbating. Derived from the movie "Almost Heroes" staring Chris Farley (RIP), in which him Matthew Perry portary Lewis and Clark. However, one should note that in the movie the phrase is not used to describe masturbation, but the various acts of sex. Over time the phrase has changed meaning.
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by Mr. Pewti August 16, 2011
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I fucked that girl's pewtwah.
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1) Church-goers, or pastors who go off on meaningless douchebaggery which takes the focus of the church off the primary goal.
2) Angry, bitter church people.
Pewtardary: The actions of pewtards.
Pewtardation: An abnormal slowness of thought or action with regard to church issues and facts.
Pewtardingly: adverb.
1) Church-goers, or pastors who go off on meaningless douchebaggery which takes the focus of the church off the primary goal.
2) Angry, bitter church people.
Pewtardary: The actions of pewtards.
Pewtardation: An abnormal slowness of thought or action with regard to church issues and facts.
Pewtardingly: adverb.
"I think at this year's Southern Baptist Convention, I'm going to propose a toast (aka resolution) on alcoholic abstinence."
Boy the pewtards have really invade the restaraunts after church.
The churches many pewtards complained to the pastor about the fact that he doesn't yell enough during the preaching.
That person is pewtardingly awkward.
If you attend an Fundamentalist Baptist church long enough you will suffer from pewtardation.
At the SBC annual meeting, you will much pewtardary.
Boy the pewtards have really invade the restaraunts after church.
The churches many pewtards complained to the pastor about the fact that he doesn't yell enough during the preaching.
That person is pewtardingly awkward.
If you attend an Fundamentalist Baptist church long enough you will suffer from pewtardation.
At the SBC annual meeting, you will much pewtardary.
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Jimmy said to his good mate Jim whilst walking in the street " look at that chick mate, she is one pewtch bitch"
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