oh peaches

Phrase used to express surprise or dismay. Most often used in place of curse words.

1) The man stubbed his toe and yelled "Oh Peaches!".
2) Ryan said "Oh Peaches" when he saw Kim going to the restroom in her chair.

by J2220 April 4, 2008

Canning Peaches

A slang term for sexual intercourse. It comes from the action of sticking a penis in a vagina or asshole, which is similar to putting peaches and syrup into cans.

Man 1: Me and my girlfriend's grandma were "canning peaches" last night!

Man 2: Really?? Well while you were doing that last night, I was "canning peaches" with your mom!

by Eziquio C. December 15, 2014

Percher

A man whose penis is not long enough to hang past his scrotum. Therefor the penis "perches" on the testicles.

The term was coined in Ventura, CA
but since has spread to parts of Nevada and Minnesota

Mike is a percher

or

Damn... Mike is Perchin' his face off right now.

by Sota507 October 7, 2010

puchek

A universal word which can be used in many forms and sentences used to represent/replace words of profanity.

Can also be spelt as PUCHECK and PUTSEK.

1. PUCHEK that hurt.
2. Those girls are PUCHEK!!
3. PUCHEK PARE!!

by [H][A][T][E][R][Z] July 29, 2008

Peached off

When a coworker is sensitive and bruises easily, like a peach.

Dude, Greg gets his feelings hurt so easy.
I know he us sensitive like a peach. He is peached off!

by UAW977 June 15, 2015

peachez

"Minstrel rap artist" out of the ghettos of shrevenport, LA, popularized on Youtube (Goo-Tube now) due to music videos such as

Fry that chicken
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGrqW3nx5HM

and

In the Tub
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GautSlgAsN0

Catch phrase is "you hear me?" and is currently recruiting for music video dancers (last frames of video).

You can find Peachez in a tub filled with bubbles washing her booty.

by Yi Z October 15, 2006

Lovely peaches

Some sick bitch on TikTok who hurts her child but somehow still gets clout

Person 1: omg did you see lovely peaches talking about her stank coochie

Person 2: yeaaa lmao that shit was funny

by peachesisbaeeperiodt January 12, 2020