mashed potitties

When you take two exceptionally sized breasts and mash them into one super breast

When I get home I'm gonna make some mashed potitties.

I can't wait for Thanksgiving to make some Mashed potitties

by FacksOnly November 19, 2014

La Petite Morte

Euphemism for sexual orgasm.

(French: literal translation - little death.)

La petite morte.....

by Katka February 7, 2007

George Pettit

The sexiest man on planet earth in one of the most amazing bands in the world, Alexisonfire. He has amazing facial hair and is completly irresistable. Any girl with half the brain cells of a blonde would leave their boyfriend for him.

I love the sexy beast known as George Pettit.

by space16 May 27, 2009

petite venison

Petite venison is hamster meat, sometimes also listed on menus as "soylent tan". It is most often prepared as breaded nuggets which are then baked or deep fried.

Fascinated, I watched her consume the whole platter of petite venison carpaccio without the benefit of utensils.

by John Stewart (not THE John Stewart) August 20, 2006

Petist

A person who is a petist, prefers one pet species more than another.

My GF can be highly petist sometimes, she will curl up with my cat but wont pat my dog, whats with that.

by Shane0 May 29, 2008

Petistraction

When your pet distracts you from whatever you are doing.

I have a new puppy and can't work with all this petistraction!

by Kimilla July 18, 2010

Petite Chou-Fleur

1. A French expression meaning "My little cauliflower", used as an affectionate term for loved ones, may it be family, friends, partners, et cetera.

2. Your mother

"Ah, mon petite chou-fleur. Beautiful as always."

by CheesemanLloyd June 19, 2022