peterosexual

Wishiung for or fantasizing about sexual pleasure with u or a neighbors pet

While playing "truth or dare" I was surprised to find out how many of my friends were actually secretly peterosexual

by pornstaron June 7, 2016

Sticky Petersen

When sitting on a toilet you receive oral sex, and you piss in her mouth while giving an angry pirate.

"Ahh dude, that was so hot especially when she let me give her a sticky petersen"

by Cornholio Ramirez March 1, 2010

petered out

spent, as when you've cum too many times, you have nothing left in you.

Damn, I'm petered out and am going to sleep now.

by Andy Stratton February 1, 2008

Puterized

This is when you have spent longer than an hour on your computer in it's virtual-reality (usually between 1-8 hours) and when you come into reality-reality things are pretty out of sync. Reality feels weird.

People's words seem to fly right past you. Information from the outside world takes a while to filter in. And you are quite numb in general to the outside world. Objects may blur a bit and move.

There can also sometimes be an actual buzz heard in your brain or ears. In general, you have been puterized.

Sypmtoms of being puterized:

- A blank expression
- A lag in replies or responses to things or people
- Wide eyes
- Not processing information correctly
- General discord towards the world

Friend: "I'm feeling really sad about my that chick arguing with me, how could she! She called me a useless tool."

Your head: "Oh, that's not nice. Buzz. Shame. Buzz. I should be saying something in this moment. Buzzzzzz. ???. Buzz."

Jenna wasn't with me today when I met her for coffee. She looked like she wasn't all that there in her head. She was so like, puterized

Do you know where Nicole is? Ya, she's about to come out of her bedroom where she has been for five hours. I bet you she's puterized

by Caminojen May 20, 2011

Pēteris

A long haired pajama wearing tv lovin guy!
Loves almost all music!

Pēteris stop watching the tv,it’s been 3 days for gods sake

by Too many tacos July 9, 2020

petrise

Name in french meaning way to sexy for words!

Petrise has a huge dunk.in the trunk

by alyssa January 23, 2005

Peterism

A set of phrases repeated in various sitations, including but not limited to; having valuable (aka high yield) information for a medical school examination, getting your dick sucked, or performing a series of tasks in a very quick manner.

TA: "Remember that this is activated when it's phosophorylated, that's a test question"
Peter: "Daammnnn, he's on that high yield! He's about to get his dick sucked reeeaaal quick!"
Other student: "Damn! That was like 4 peterism's in one sentence!"

by AUCMay2011 October 21, 2011