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-another word for gettin your game on, or as they say on Jersey Shore, "creepin'"
Better do some mad pervin' tonight so i dont head back alone
pervin' by kingofboss April 7, 2011
characterizing, verbalizing, and fantasizing perverted behavior, usually on the internet.
commenter 1: omg shes so fucking hot i want to spread her ass cheeks and squeeze them and sloppy kiss her asshole

commenter 2: that dudes fuckin pervin'
pervin' by anonQ45 May 22, 2013

pervin a dish 

The act of oogling over a hot chick and getting a bit of a woody.
Tim was pervin a dish when he felt that certain something in his pants.

Hey Squints, quit pervin that dish!

Yo Bob, you gotta come over here, we're pervin a dish with some triple Ds!

Pervin Mervin

A phrase used to describe discreet female masturbation.

An act of rubbing ones vagina on another object discreetly.

It is not believe that an orgasm can be reached when Pervin Mervin, but rumours have been heard of rare occasions where this may happen.
I caught her Pervin Mervin on the Rocking horse..
Have you seen Lucy? She's probably Pervin Merivn somewhere.
Pervin Mervin by TheRandom One June 14, 2017

Pervin' and Swervin' 

Scoping out women from your driver's seat while driving, either on the freeway or surface streets, to the point where you almost lose control of the vehicle.
Bro--too many hotties on the drive to work this morning. Pervin' and swervin' the whole way, almost totalled the bimmer.

Pervin and Swervin 

To aggressively hit on girls, while being at the club drunk.
Yo man was just pervin and swervin on hoes at the club last night
Pervin and Swervin by rehcrel January 25, 2010