preversary

the prequel to the anniversary. If someone is getting married a year from today, today would be the preversary. Another excuse for a woman to get upset when her man forgets their preversary.

Girlfriend: Happy Preversary Baby!
Boyfriend: What's a preversary?
Girlfriend: Next year on this day we'll be (getting engaged, married)
Boyfriend: Uhhh ok

by thatg1rl December 2, 2009

perversion excursion

when your internet is down and it's time to make a trip to the smut shop

i forgot to pay my internet bill, i need a perversion excursion yo!

by j caviston April 15, 2008

Perversion Diversion

This is when you see a hot girl and you want your friend to check her out too, but if you both look at the same time or if he looks too quickly then it becomes obvious and you get busted.

So you create a diversion, to allow your friend to have a perve without getting caught.

This can be in the form of allowing ample time between looks or simply creating a scene so her attention is diverted.

Guy 1: Dude you have to check out this chick in the red, dont look yet I'll create a perversion diversion for you-

Guy 2: Sweet!

by Man from Monty February 28, 2010

Perverse

An adjective that describes one whose actions are not deemed to be socially acceptable - in any way, shape or form. Often times the adjective is used in a sexual context.

I am perverse. I truly am.

She demanded we go in the shower. She is a perverse individual.

by BigLarry94 January 14, 2015

innocent perversion

A sexual fantasy developed through self gratification that does not involve the actual harm of any other living thing or property.

My most innocent perversion is that sometimes I pleasure myself to videos of homeless women panhadling unsuccesfully.

by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023

Perverse family

Perverse family invited you to their haunted house 🥰🥰😍😍😍😘😘😘

Meet me at the Perverse Family Haunted House at 3 AM to have some fun 😍😍😍😍🥰🥰😘😘😘😘🥰🥰🥰😍😍😜😜😜😜

by Bullfinch666 December 24, 2021

Pity Perversion

Lewd attention or acts directed to persons (sometimes with low self esteem) in order to bolster confidence.

Laura: "Boo-hoo! I'm so hideous!"

Twelve-Inch-Tony: "Baby, just looking at you is getting my dick hard. Check it out..."

Laura: "OH MY! Thanks for the pity perversion!"

by wingwax August 11, 2009