perturb

The Best/only way to express that you are Pissed off in front of your parents

mom when you say i have issues i get really pi...perturbed

by Courtney D. June 10, 2005

Perturbed

Anxious and/or upset

Tyler: Wassup?!
Kai: I'm perturbed for the coming up test!!!! HEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!

by Kai S April 15, 2019

perturber

when a fish does another fish in the butthole

Omg did you see that video with that fish perturbering that other fish?

by Pluckey October 28, 2004

Perturbed

To sneeze, fart, and cum at the same time..

The wife talked so much her husband got perturbed.

by Woody5469 April 26, 2025

Perturbate

To unwanted contact near a general genital area. Annoyingly rubbing or touching the leg close to the groin; or the shoulders and/or stomach near the breasts.

Girl one: Did you see Jim at the party last night? He was all over Cathy!

Girl two: Yeah, and he kept trying to perturbate her; you could tell she didn't like it.

by Wolfwitz February 11, 2010