ska-pportunity

a phrase invented by a man living in Whittier California that refers to opportunity seen by an individual to change a song into a ska cover.

As I listen to this song, I envision a ska-pportunity.

by AngelMalo07 June 28, 2009

Perginity

The status of whether or not your friends have seen your penis.

Person 1:"Yeah I was in the gym locker room, sadly, I lost my perginity..."

by WTFWJD April 7, 2009

pernufity

an unknown, undesired substance.

I sat in some pernufity at the movies and now its all on my hands. Smell it!

by DickmeatJenkins December 14, 2022

pokertunity

an opportunity in poker.

with just this bit of luck, and a wad of dosh ready to be lost, all you chumps can wait for tonight is... a pokertunity to win back what you've lost!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

peturnity leave

Taking paid time off from work to care for a newly adopted animal companion. This can also apply to pets that have babies.

Worker 1: "I haven't seen Sarah in a few days, where the hell is she?"

Worker 2: "You didn't hear? She adopted a new cat so she's on peturnity leave."

by Tac306 October 30, 2013

Pertuitous

Extremely off putting

He was a rather old pertuitous man

by Reprah64 April 8, 2024

per-petuity

What the owner has to pay extra when he takes his dog and cat to a fine restaurant.

Bob loved taking Coco and her friend Scheibe to Winston's Fine Dining, because of BOTH the great antivegan food, AND the fact the per-petuity was set at just 10%, or $10 minimum per animal. He could afford that.

by You rReal Name August 18, 2020