pretendadate

Going out with a friend of the opposite sex and pretendings it a date.

Me and lisa went out for dinner and a movie. Little did she know it was a pretendadate

by Benny Frederick February 12, 2009

Percendalate

To stop, and it hurts

I was fucking your mom and she said percendalate

by cjdagoat October 2, 2018

Pretenda-Jew

A non-Jew who pretends to be Jewish. Most of the time to fit into certin social circles.

Gary acts Jewish, he was at Shabbat dinner, but he's really a Pretenda-Jew!

by Tom February 3, 2008

pretendathoning

when people are constantly pretending to be something they are not

look at that couple pretendathoning to be models in their cheesy, tacky engagement photos!

by betterthanthattt January 25, 2011

Pretendabulous

In at least some way living a lie but making it work. Faking it while you might make it.

I got this for $2 at Dollar General, damn right it looks good. Pretendabulous. Or: I rented a Rolls Royce for the party, I was straight *pretendabulous*.

by DPatKelly May 7, 2016

Pretendadult

A person of adult age whose actions and conversations are those of a teenager

My delivery driver is a pretendadult

by Scot McConnell July 6, 2017

PretendaSexual

Someone who pretends to be an elaborate often made up sexuality in order to get attention and fit in with other people. They often feel the need "explain" their sexuality to everybody and become upset if you don't refer to them by this sexuality which often changes thus making it impossible to know so that they can claim they are being persecuted against.

Did hear Karen is Gynosexual ?
Please Karen isn't Gynosexual, last week she was "Intrasexual" and 2 weeks before that she was Cetero, She just a PretendaSexual.

by CaptainCanoe December 21, 2017