when you look for person 1 and cant find anything so you decide to kill the children in love so they never have to know that there wasn't a definition of person 1.
Or when your dad leaves.
Or when your dad leaves.
Dad: I'm just going to the store.
person 1: How long will you be?
Dad leaves...........................
person 1: How long will you be?
Dad leaves...........................
by Person2PsstItsActuallyPeson1 February 28, 2020


The first one out of them all.
Before Adam.
Before Eve.
Before any other human was ever sculpted.
Sad to know that... nobody remembers them. Not at all.
Not even Person 0 shall compare to this being.
They are Alpha, though with no Omega... yet.
Before Adam.
Before Eve.
Before any other human was ever sculpted.
Sad to know that... nobody remembers them. Not at all.
Not even Person 0 shall compare to this being.
They are Alpha, though with no Omega... yet.
Person 1: Man, I miss Person 0.
Person 2: I know, right? That guy was cool AF for the first of his kind.
Person 1: Imagine if there was a Person -1 lmao.
Person 2: Hell nah.
Person -1:
Person 2: I know, right? That guy was cool AF for the first of his kind.
Person 1: Imagine if there was a Person -1 lmao.
Person 2: Hell nah.
Person -1:
by an extremely depressed bandu May 19, 2022

by pureboredom May 29, 2020

Person 1 x Person 2: Questioning Love. (Ft. Person 3-10)
Person 1: I love ya!
Person 2: ... we are literally faceless, formless, and nameless entities.
Person 1: ....
Person 2: ... fine... I love you two.
Person 1: thanks!
Person 3: .... What the fuck?!?!
Person 4: my question is what are our genders?
Person 6: *covered in blood* I killed person 5.
Person 7: I think we are constantly changing gender depending on the prompt we are given.
Person 8: are we gonna Ignore what Person 6 said?
Person 1-7(except for Person 5): SHUT UP PERSON 8!
Person 5's ghost: BOOOOO! YOU SUCK PERSON 8!
Person 10: How the fuck did a ship go to... what ever the fuck this has become?
Person 8: I have no idea.
Person : #%$@$@$%@%@%/×%+.
Person 10: thanks for your input Person .
Person 1: I love ya!
Person 2: ... we are literally faceless, formless, and nameless entities.
Person 1: ....
Person 2: ... fine... I love you two.
Person 1: thanks!
Person 3: .... What the fuck?!?!
Person 4: my question is what are our genders?
Person 6: *covered in blood* I killed person 5.
Person 7: I think we are constantly changing gender depending on the prompt we are given.
Person 8: are we gonna Ignore what Person 6 said?
Person 1-7(except for Person 5): SHUT UP PERSON 8!
Person 5's ghost: BOOOOO! YOU SUCK PERSON 8!
Person 10: How the fuck did a ship go to... what ever the fuck this has become?
Person 8: I have no idea.
Person : #%$@$@$%@%@%/×%+.
Person 10: thanks for your input Person .
by Person 1 And Person 2 fan January 14, 2022

by my reel nameing with a s April 16, 2021

The protagonist of Urban Dictionary. Usually accompanied by Person 2.
Person 1 does many things, from eating a fire hydrant to whacking his Slim Jim to Goku.
Person 1 does many things, from eating a fire hydrant to whacking his Slim Jim to Goku.
Person 1: I am the coolest person on Urban Dictionary.
Person 2: I have fucking Luigi syndrome
Person 1: Yes do you
Person 2: I have fucking Luigi syndrome
Person 1: Yes do you
by ImGuyford January 1, 2025
