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Perry Saturn

Retired Professional Wrestler who gained fame in the 90s through the top 3 wrestling promotions.

Saturn was trained by Killer Kowalksi and debuted in 1990. After joining Extreme Championship Wrestling in 1995, with partner John Kronus, they were renamed The Elimantors, and took the company by storm; winning the Tag Team Titles 3 times between then and 1997. Saturn left for WCW that same year. In late 90s WCW, he would join The Flock, and help disband the team. Feud with Chis Jericho, and win the Tag Team Titles twice.

In January 2000 The Radicalz (Saturn, Benoit, Guerrero, and Malenko) debuted in the WWF/E. Later that year Saturn would go on to win the European Championship, and become a two time Hardcore Champion.

After a match where he actually attacked Mike Bell, he suddenly went through a gimmick change, as he kayfabe - suffered head trauma, leaving his manager Terri, and falling in love with a mop named Moppy.

Perry Saturn retired from wreting in 2003.
In April of 2004 Saturn was shot in the neck after saving a girl from getting raped. This required a metal plate, and steel screws to be inserted into his vertebrae.

Recently Perry has disappeared from the public view. Family and friends have no information on his whereabouts. As of 2007 he has been spotted in Iowa, and is believed to be working in the town of Alber Lea, Minnesota.
Perry Saturn if your reading this the wrestling world misses you, and please return for one more match!

Finishers:
-The Moss Covered Three Handled Family Credenza
-Rings of Saturn
-Death Valley Driver
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by Q-Bomb August 9, 2009
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Piper Perry

An adult actress/pornstar who lives/lived in Crystal Lake, Illinois. She got arrested with acid when she was 17. Her real name is Kayli J. Charlette.
She also does porn with her dad, Ray Charlette.
Rumors be told Ray introduced her to the act when she was too young.
Person1: I was hanging out with snitches of Crystal lake while chillin in Mchenry yesterday.
Person 2: Nice did you get to fuck Piper Perry. Heard shes free on weekdays.
by Latin_KKinGZ October 2, 2021
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perry the platypus

a beautiful blue detective. hottest platypus to ever exist.
guy 1: “do you guys remember Phineas and Ferb?”
guy 2: “oh, i only remember the hottest, perry the platypus.”
by my daddy has long legs March 22, 2020
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perryitis

1. An injury or illness that coincides with a vacation or days off.
"My hypertension is acting up again, I'm going home sick for the rest of the week. I'm sure it will be better when I return from vacation." Sounds like a case of perryitis.
by Dr. Berry Goldwater January 5, 2012
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Perrypocalypse

An event on tumblr that was cause by the chaos family (a group of sanders sides countdown) that invaded fanders' tumblr dashes. The event included a bunch of people spamming pictures of perry the platypus and spamming people's askboxs/submissions with pictures of perry the platypus. The two main blogs that took part in this event were @orange-side-please-appear and @wheresvirgilsspidercurtainstho
@where-is-the-morningstar: Make sure to reblog this point if you don't want to be included in the perrypocalypse!

Fander 1: Did you see the perrypocalypse on tumblr??
Fander 2: Yeah! It took up my whole dash!
by CurtOfAin October 27, 2020
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Tom Perry

Tom Perry is an amazing, wonderful, awesome guy. He makes you smile everytime you see him and is hilarious. He can be perverted but hey that's Tom!
Oh my gosh he is such a Tom Perry and I absolutely love it!
by ilovetommyyyy December 22, 2010
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perry the platypus

semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action. doobie doobie doo da
by supaninja123456789 September 25, 2011
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