perpetual victim

A person who is constantly facing some sort of hardship or traumatic experience whether true, self-inflicted or completely false. Typically a person is a perpetual victim for the sake of evoking sympathy from others or being the constant center of attention. These hardships are usually extreme and can be (but are not limited to) life-threatening sicknesses, family sicknesses, deaths, natural disasters, financial loss, IRS auditing, relationship problems, etc.

We used to believe Vicki's problems were legitimate, then I started keeping track & realized if she really had all the medical problems she claims she does, then she would be dead by now. Now we all notice she has a different ailment every month & is looking for sympathy. Typical perpetual victim.

by Barbarella February 4, 2008

Pushing Peretz

When your teacher does not know how to use the word pushing p.

Bro your literally pushing Peretz

by Not Yassin February 2, 2022

penetraitor

Referring to the band, Infiltraitor.

Penetraitor is the name given to the musical spirit of said band. It shall penetrate your senses, giving you an entirely orgasmic experience, similar to sex.

Poor unfortunate: I just had myself some sex
Luckiest man alive: Well I just got myself some Penetraitor.

Poor Unfortunate: Bitch

by rssreader July 30, 2009

Perpetual Line Crosser

Someone who consistently makes comments that cross the line. Someone who doesn't understand witty banter, instead moving to insults. Typically a meathead, or someone who lacks the intelligence to burn someone in a humorous manor...

Person 1: Dude, that shirt is a little chochy...

P.L.C.: Shut up, my shit looks tight, why don't you go fuck yourself...and your mother..

Person 1: Real funny bro

P.L.C.: Like your fucking face bro...hahaha...

Person 1: Dude, you are such a Perpetual Line Crosser.

by thechicynic February 15, 2008

Penetranus

Penetration of the anus. Sexual penetration of the anus with the penis, finger(s), fist, foot or sex device.

Roger's girlfriend was lubed and spread on the bed when he got home. It was obvious to him that she was quite ready for a little penetranus.

by Eaton Holgoode December 4, 2015

Emancipation Penetration

The act of engaging in extremely gratifying sexual behavior with a professor who teaches civil war history. This may be graded.

We had a relatively normal day until I ended up at Dr. Vanilla's house earning my freedom through the undersheets railroad, it was a true emancipation penetration...and that poor dog had to watch

by missindsey February 18, 2010

Penetrada

After the "Lambada" and the "Macarena", here comes the Penetrada: a new and growing in popularity bresilian dance.

It makes sex look like church

by drpenis September 10, 2003