permastoned

someone who has smoked so much weed that they are in a permanent state of high.

Kristy, "Did you get cookie dough at the store?"
Anna, "Ya know i meant to..but...i.. hey are their any brownies left cause..."
Kristy, "Shit dude are you baked or just permastoned?"

by dirty-pirate-hooker August 4, 2008

permastone

When someone consumes enough THC, usually through the smoking of copious amounts of hash oil over a prolonged period of time, it is possible to achieve a state of "permanent stoned-ness" whereby the subject is stoned for the rest of their lives.

Jim smoked 2kg of hash oil through his vaporizer in a week, its the first time i've heard of someone getting a permastone.

by Skreite June 29, 2008

permalink

Internet term meaning a permanent link to a cached site, rather than to one which changes content regularly.

"If this link doesn't exist, please try the permalink below it."

by D F Stuckey November 5, 2004

permashrink

The condition of one's genitalia after extended time in a cold place, usually Alaska. Unlike shrinkage, permashrink will not go away until one has moved to a place of normal climate.

Guy 1: Dude, I went up to Alaska last month, it was sweet!
Guy 2: Oh I'm sorry man, you must have had some crazy permashrink.
Guy 1: Yeah...I almost forgot I wasn't usually the size of a newborn baby.

by Dukey duke October 16, 2008

permastuck

noun:
when someone or something is permanently stuck in your head, usually a song.

Summertime Sadness has been permastuck in my head for the past 9 months.

by mermaid_face June 10, 2014

permalink

a link on a web page that takes to to a webpage with a thousnad other links to porn sites or warez sites. At this point you usually get a thousand popups to pages with more links.

1. I was checking out some warez and got a fucking permalink then my computer crashed and my house burned down

2. I was checkin out a bunch of porn and goit a permalink, now i have to try to close a thousand webpages that don't stop!!

by flipynif November 5, 2004

Permalinking

Engaging in permanent sexual intercourse and being unable to escape said activity.

Dude, me and this hot babe are permalinking this weekend so i can't come over.

by Pro_Permalinker April 22, 2013