telling porkies

Slang for telling lies.
Usually used by southerners, taxi drivers, adult film stars, or a combination of all 3.

Sandra: I haven't got enough money to pay for this taxi.

Josh: You're telling porkies you are!

by Theresjuiceleakinginmypocket December 13, 2015

perkless

adj. Flat, tired, pre-caffeinated. The opposite of perky.

At 9.30am, Felishia was feeling perkless after waking up at 5.30am.

by fredllama December 10, 2010

Anthony Perkins

A really hot actor who played in the role of Norman Bates in Alfred Hitchcock’s movie “Psycho”.

Anthony Perkins is so stunning and handsome.

by Kranklefeet April 28, 2019

tony perkis

Ruthless excersize instructor, and manager of Camp Hope. Played by Ben Stiller in the movie "Heavy weights" (1995).

All you need is mother earth, father sky, and your dear old uncle Tony Perkis!

by Joe Diprisco July 10, 2006

edward perkins

The Black Prince

There’s Edward Perkins, The Black Prince!

by Datboi;) March 16, 2020

Kamren Perkins

Kamren Perkins is a wanna be air traffic controller who will never fulfill this aspiration because of his unprofessionalism, racism, and ignorance. Even if Kamren makes it into the FAA academy, he will most likely wash out because he will tell his instructor that he is being taught incorrectly because VATSIM does it a different way. Kamren also thinks he should be allowed to work a final position during a FNO but he can't even run a sweatbox scenario without the first 2 planes having a deal. A Kamren typically spends a majority of his time controlling with the 'Southern Mob' and responds for EVERY ACE team request. Kamren closely resembles John Manley with his racist remarks as well as a typical Memphis controller with his controlling skills.

Dude, did you see that Seattle FNO last night? It was a real Kamren Perkins.

by anyonecandothis01234 May 19, 2018

The Perkins Effect

A dangerous social syndrome in which young, unsuspecting girls continue to find themselves attracted to an older, shifty boy, despite his obvious intentions to use them physically. The syndrome seems to be so far developed as to involve actual feelings of respect and admiration on the part of the young female victim.

"I don't understand how the freshmen girls always fall for senior guys, it's not fair!"

"It's The Perkins Effect."

by Andy Hall February 28, 2005