Peripheralling

Verb: to use peripheral vision to look at someone or something.

Person 1: "Dude, what are you looking at?"
Person 2: "Nothing. I'm peripheralling that hot woman over there."

by Blandish December 19, 2012

Peripheral Wipe

A rectal wipe job that extends well beyond the anal sphincter cleansing and requires one or more wipes of the outer edges of or in as far as the middle of the butt cheeks. A common occurrence when suffering an assplosion of butt batter.

Holy Shite!!!! That was nasty. I just blew a wet brown demon out my arse and took me several peripheral wipes just to get the splatters.

by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016

periphenipple vision

a mans uncanny ability to notice anything breast related, from any angle, at any time.

using my periphenipple vision, i could tell she was cold, even though she was standing behind me.

by Mike McManus February 1, 2006

peripetaeia

(noun) From Ancient Greek dramatic tradition, this usually comes after a great revelation (anagnorisis) has occurred, and consists of a reversal of fortunes. Thus, a king who rules wisely for fifty years, then discovers that he killed his father and married his mother without knowing it, is at that point in time a participant in a peripetaeia.

Film Critic 1: "I was relaxing with a few porn vids the other night and it turns out one of them was a gay porn tape that I'd shoplifted by mistake. Well, guess who was starring in that gay tape?"

Film Critic 2: "Dude, I don't know. I don't watch gay porn."

Film Critic 1: "Me neither, but get this: it was Peter North."

Film Critic 2: "No way!"

Film Critic 1: "I swear, it was Peter North. And another guy was doing him up the butt and then he comes all over the schoolroom table."

Film Critic 2: "Well this certainly makes for a very dramatic peripetaeia, coming as it does hot on the heels of an anagnorisis."

Film Critic 1: "Yes, and we might even say that his latent homosexuality is his hamartia."

by HMB November 20, 2003

Pripler

Person who pops pimples while primping in the mirror.

That dude is a real pripler.

by Fatrazmo December 20, 2010

periphescence

Denotes the first pair of human bonding. It causes giddiness, elation, a tickling on the chest wall, the urge to climb a balcony on the rope of the beloved's hair.

Periphescence denotes the initial drugged and happy bedtime where you sniff your lover like a scented poppy for hours running.

by urfaceisawesome May 22, 2016

Peripheral Wisdom

The ability to understand and develop possible resolutions for the problems of others around you but not your own.

My counselors life is so messed up but he helped me get mine straight, it must be peripheral wisdom.

by SmokinE December 14, 2010