Period

....Uterus wants baby.
Person doesn't have baby.
Uterus wants revenge

I'm having my period, you know, the thing that makes babies before making babies.

by falloutnaluatthetardis March 8, 2015

Period

cough:blood

laugh:blood

sneeze:blood

fucking move: BLOOD

you: oh god i just sneezed
Friend:so?
you:im on my period
Friend: *grabs jacket*
Friend:COVER UP

by uncurtal swine June 1, 2018

Period

The feeling of a samurai sword cutting into lower abdomen and twisting around into lower spine, constipation and stones smashing brain. Craving chocolate and blankets, due to fever and hormonal imbalances.

*Sobbing*
"What's wrong Priscilla?"
"I'M ON MY PERIOD, OK?!"

by myp4ntsrt1ght January 8, 2013

another day another slay, PERIODDDD

you are defeating all the bad things throughout the day.

you are happy cause you have lived another day

a celebration for that moment

“another day another slay, perioddddd. she was saying and she walked out of the classroom with a 100% on a test she didn’t fucking study for

by u r a fat cunt <3 April 18, 2022

nose period

a completely random, yet massive nosebleed. Usually happens every once in a while to some people. Not as often as a period but maybe once every two months or so.

Person 1: Dude, why the hell do you have tissues stuck up your nose?
Person 2: Look, don't judge, I'm just having a nose period.

by My name's not Earl January 21, 2008

Period.

A word used after a statement to emphasise its finality, usually used to sound more savage

You're a fucking retard. Period.

by TheHunterOfPussy June 10, 2018

Period

Hell designed specifically for women to give them pain and punishment. Something that seems exciting when your 12 but when you actually get it you hate it.

Hannah was moaning in pain so Allie said whats wrong hannah" and Hannah said 'I got my period"

by Emma_The_Sexy_Bitch March 7, 2013