Chelsea Peretti

The love of my life, the funniest most amazing woman to ever walk the earth.

Chelsea Peretti, will you marry me?

by ccarriee April 11, 2021

Perection

When you have to pee so bad you get a boner

Brandon: Man, I had to pee so bad during that math test that I got a boner.

Tyler: Yeah man, perections suck.

by NoPop December 19, 2009

perestroika

The all-scale, often economical, change that occured in the 80's in the Soviet Union. Ultimately, perestroika collapsed the age of the Soviets. Now, the Soviet Union is called the CIS (Commonwealth of Independant States), aka : Russia.

"We live in a sad age...imperialism...totalitarianism...perestroika..."
-Revolver Ocelot in MGS2, after Snake survives the second round of torture

by Dave March 25, 2004

Peeft

So unfathomably pissed off that you have a breakdown

“Yo Im straight up peeft bro”

by Peeftup November 6, 2019

Perfetic

British slang for something that is pathetic, but also perfect
(Sometimes the pronunciation is mistaken for "Perfect")

Youtube watch pnS43Okc8Ng (Timestamp 4:31)
Joshy: Look at my jump and then look at theirs, bro
Memeulous: Perfetic

by ♥🗺☠ January 15, 2022

Perentes

The official ship name of Tony Perry and Mike Fuentes of Pierce The Veil. This name was created because of the many pictures of Tony and Mike messing around. This is not a popular ship.

OMG, this Perentes fanfiction is amazing!

by Anonymous ~~ January 6, 2013

Pereffect

the consequence of being in an amazing individual's presence. one who emits a mind blowing intensity of perfection and greatness. being in this perfect person's presence gives rise to fainting spells, irregular heart beats, blurred vision or complete vision loss (only temporary), speech confuzzlement, impaired cognition, increase in body temperature and in some severe cases, body freeze. All effects are transient because as the perfected individual draws closer to you, his/her perfection acts as the antidote to the experienced pereffect of their perfected perfection.

Wendy: Girl friend... did you see that damn fine gorgeous element walk over by the table.
glenda: fffiiizzz.... ooor...fiiinnnn
Wendy: what is up with you woman?
glenda: uuummmm.... sppeakk... noo
wendy: *collapses to the floor*
onlooker: oh gosh a prime case of the pereffect of a sexy elemental being

pereffection at its best

by paw paw ointment June 30, 2010