Jake Peralta

A fictional character from the tv series Brooklyn 99. Peralta is married to Amy Santiago and is the worlds greatest detective/genius. His best friend is Charles Boyle.

Vulture: Whom has a big white ass?
Charles Boyle: JAKE PERALTA!

by 1800iloveshawnmendesandtøp August 22, 2018

Pereanu

A gay person, originally from Romania.
He is the guy with the smallest dick in the class and always laughing
He is always ugly with acnee

Have you heard about our new classmate? He is so ugly omg!!
He is probably a Pereanu

by membru nou 5gang October 18, 2019

peraltaism

A mangled phrase, misspelled word or misused grammar often resulting in unintentional hilarity. Originated from he writings of Mikey Peralta.

When asked by a waitress what he would order, he replied "Start with me last", a definitive Peraltaism.

by Christopher Wise December 26, 2007

perambulaphobia

fear of walkers, i.e., perambulators, and their likeness to the walking dead or white walkers

It’ll be at least two more TV seasons before I can try to begin overcoming my perambulaphobia.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 14, 2014

bob bop perano

Future president of America. Only contenders are Bill Clinton and George S. Bush, Sr.

Bob Bop Perano was a civil rights activist who knew my pep pep. He's all about race and it being equal and stuff.

by dickfish May 6, 2008

peraf

A Cordial way to leave a conversation without explanation.

Peraf dinner. Meaning ( I have to go eat dinner I will talk to you soon.)

by Chris Beast January 15, 2008

Jake Peralta

Best man EVER.

No doubt

Guy#1: “who is the best man EVER?”
Guy#2: “Jake Peralta” is.”
#nodoubt

by JakePeraltaLover July 14, 2020