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pensacola princess

Any local girl born and raised in Pensacola Florida who preys on young aviators with the hopes of marrying one as a one way ticket out of Pensacola.
I can't believe Jon is actually going to marry that Pensacola Princess and take her to California.
by BCK April 6, 2008
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PepsiCowned

The harsh economic reality of many online gamers who think they're cool because they can type quickly in 1337 and have other trendy "cyber" skills but end up getting pwnd in the real world because they work for Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, KFC, or the sub shop, they smell funny, and they live in their parents' basements.
My boss at Burger Nazi gave me the boot because I stole money out of the drawer to buy a PS3 on eBay. Man, that sucks! I totally got PepsiCowned.
by Mr. Dude Man November 26, 2006
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Pensacola skid mark

When you're giving your partner a lap dance and uncontrollably shit all over her.
"Oh man I was so drunk last night. I think I have her a Pensacola skid mark."
by The buttress of Windsor February 6, 2022
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Pensacola Payphone

Noun: a sexual act: a sort of hybrid of the Change Machine and the Birmingham Bootycall. Specifically, when a roll of quarters is placed in a woman's vagina, and a phone set to vibrate is placed in her anus. The phone is called and the vibrations cause the quaters to fall out. It has nothing to do with Pensacola.
Woman: Jill, kill me now. Last night I got really drunk and let Randy do a Pensacola Payphone on me. Now my phone's ruined and I'm out of laundry money.
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Pepsi Cola Pussy

When you're vagina taste like Pepsi Cola.
Girl #1: "My boyfriend was eating me and he said that It taste like Pepsi Cola Pussy."

Girl #2: "Guuurrrll! You need to get your self checked, like NOW!"
by BoyPussy123 August 3, 2016
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pensacola

Small city on the tip of the panhandle in Northwest Florida. Founded by Spanish settlers in the 1600s, the city had been used primarily as a port and coastal defense asset. Since then, it has developed and attracted numerous military bases. Pensacola and the surrounding area is home to the Navy's flight demonstration squadron, the Blue Angels, primary flight training for Naval Aviators and Flight Officers, as well as advanced training for Navy helicopter pilots and jet flight officers.
Pensacola is known for its sugar-sand beaches, numerous golf courses (including the Moors, host of the annual Blue Angel Classic), and exciting downtown night life. Popular locations incluce Pensacola Beach, Perdido Key, Seville Quarter, McGuire's, O'Reillys, Flounders, Bamboo Willies, Brews Brothers, and many others.
Pensacola has numerous ethnic restaraunts, as well as Southern flavors, a bustling regional airport, two malls, rapid urban and suburban growth, a dedicated interstate, a greyhound track, motor speedway, 30,000+ person civic center, fairgrounds, and no less than 6 Wal-Marts in the general vicinity.

Interesting facts: Escambia County, Pensacola's home, has the highest number of churches per capita than any other county in Florida.
"Hey, wanna go to Pensacola?"

"Why?"

"Good point."
by amt May 13, 2005
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Pensacola Pickle Swing

When a male (in full erect status) lies prone on his back, pulls his erect penis down to touch his belly, then releases it thus slapping the female in the forehead whilst she licks the man's taint.
Shit homes, I totally gave that twat the Pensacola Pickle Swing last night and got my junk tangled in her hair. Damn that shit hurts.
by HotLunch August 30, 2006
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