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Postexting

Texting your friend or anyone within arms-reach with post-its.
Situation: lecture hall, huge unused pad of post-its you bought 6 month back, tight text-message plan and you gotta say something useless or comment about the teacher's hair style...
SOLUTION: Postexting
As a noun: "Why the F*** did you text me, im right next to you? Didn't you hear about postexting, you retard?"

As a verb: "The invigilator caught him postexting during the exam, he let him go this time because postexting was not prohibited by the exam regulations"

As an adverb: "..." not really
by AYL April 1, 2009
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poopexting

Texting while you poop.
While I waited for the shower to warm up, I was poopexting my friends.
by Ladhra May 30, 2014
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pretexting

Calling a telephone company or a financial institution and obtaining sensitive, personal information about a customer by deceiving the company into believing that you are that customer.
It was revealed that Hewelett Packard was spying on its board of directors and hired lawyers to obtain information on personal phone calls. The lawyers used pretexting to trick phone companies into releasing that information.
by Yoova September 14, 2006
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pervexting

sending inappropriate text messages usually sexual in nature and containing media.
Jim is pervexting me again. He sent me three pictures of his penis in ten minutes.
by debbie desmoines January 4, 2011
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peexting

True story: I saw a guy peexting at the urinal at the John Wayne Airport
by nickgarnett December 4, 2009
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Protexting

Refusing to participate in the useful practice of text-messaging, no matter how appropriate or convenient the situation lends itself. Seems to be linked to age and/or coolness level.

Can also be used reciprocally, like when you dump an incoming call, and reply with a text.
Protexting activities include:

Immediately return calling sender upon receipt of text

Making people want to stab you with frivolous calls and voice messages like "I got your text, and blah...blah...blah."

Not recognizing texting as social progress.

Bitching about the 50 cents you had to pay last month because you don't have text on your plan.
by Cyclemax December 21, 2010
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partexting

to {text} while in a stationery vehicle
"pull over when partexting"
by misterred January 3, 2010
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