Pensacola skid mark

When you're giving your partner a lap dance and uncontrollably shit all over her.

"Oh man I was so drunk last night. I think I have her a Pensacola skid mark."

by The buttress of Windsor February 6, 2022

Pensacola Payphone

Noun: a sexual act: a sort of hybrid of the Change Machine and the Birmingham Bootycall. Specifically, when a roll of quarters is placed in a woman's vagina, and a phone set to vibrate is placed in her anus. The phone is called and the vibrations cause the quaters to fall out. It has nothing to do with Pensacola.

Woman: Jill, kill me now. Last night I got really drunk and let Randy do a Pensacola Payphone on me. Now my phone's ruined and I'm out of laundry money.

by Cleveland, Puncher of Donkeys April 10, 2010

Penskied

A business term used to describe someone who has been shafted or fucked over by their superiors due to poor worth ethic or the fact that they hate you. It typically means you are on the way out or have been put on 'special projects' until you eventually leave of your own accord.

George has been Penskied because his boss thinks he's an absolute dick.

by Aiden Summerford August 1, 2019

pensacola

Small city on the tip of the panhandle in Northwest Florida. Founded by Spanish settlers in the 1600s, the city had been used primarily as a port and coastal defense asset. Since then, it has developed and attracted numerous military bases. Pensacola and the surrounding area is home to the Navy's flight demonstration squadron, the Blue Angels, primary flight training for Naval Aviators and Flight Officers, as well as advanced training for Navy helicopter pilots and jet flight officers.
Pensacola is known for its sugar-sand beaches, numerous golf courses (including the Moors, host of the annual Blue Angel Classic), and exciting downtown night life. Popular locations incluce Pensacola Beach, Perdido Key, Seville Quarter, McGuire's, O'Reillys, Flounders, Bamboo Willies, Brews Brothers, and many others.
Pensacola has numerous ethnic restaraunts, as well as Southern flavors, a bustling regional airport, two malls, rapid urban and suburban growth, a dedicated interstate, a greyhound track, motor speedway, 30,000+ person civic center, fairgrounds, and no less than 6 Wal-Marts in the general vicinity.

Interesting facts: Escambia County, Pensacola's home, has the highest number of churches per capita than any other county in Florida.

"Hey, wanna go to Pensacola?"

"Why?"

"Good point."

by amt May 13, 2005

Penski File

It references an episode of Seinfeld where George showed up to a job that he wasn't sure he was hired for. He moves into the small office and was told to work on the Penski File. He was not sure what he was supposed to do so he did nothing. It is used when you are at work with nothing to do.

Jim: Hey Tom! What are you doing?

Tom: I'm just here at my desk working on the Penski File.

by CaptainThule117 March 18, 2011

Pensacola Pickle Swing

When a male (in full erect status) lies prone on his back, pulls his erect penis down to touch his belly, then releases it thus slapping the female in the forehead whilst she licks the man's taint.

Shit homes, I totally gave that twat the Pensacola Pickle Swing last night and got my junk tangled in her hair. Damn that shit hurts.

by HotLunch August 30, 2006

penski

Strange looking pierced northerner, notorious for ending everything in '*n'. Acts extremely macho online but is camp as christmas in real life. An open minded individual with a passion for showing his privates to the world.

No Penski, put your wang away!

by Emzay October 17, 2004