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penisfrapple

(Adj) of or pertaining to some abstract nature of a mighty or, conversely, weak penis.

(Verb) to apply one's penis in a sexual or demeaning way.

(Noun) a frappled looking penis.
When used as a adjective: Example: Brad Childress is a huge heap of penisfrapple. Or: that's a huge load of penisfrapple sause.

When used as a verb: Example: the penisfrappling he gave her in the rumpas room left her unable to sit in certain positions the next day.

When used as a noun: Example: Brad Childress looked like pure penisfrapple on the sidelines of the last nfl game he ever coached.
by red clownpenis December 4, 2010
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Penisfart

1: An expulsion of air released by the penis.
2: A reference to someone that will never make it in the real world, or is too much of a pussy to get shit done. This originates from the fact that "penisfarts" never happen.
Tice: Yo whats up with Morgan? He's been failing all his tests and he never goes out anymore.
Dylan: Yeah I heard he's been a real penisfart recently. He needs to step his game up.
Tice: True, true.
by DPollydaWeasel October 6, 2011
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Penisfire

The sensation that occurs when a male person gets a venereal disease.
John cried loudly because of his penisfire.
by BugsyTK January 4, 2007
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penisfriend

A guy who is only kept around for sexual purposes, with no serious romantic or emotional connection. Unlike a friend with benefits, a penisfriend's only function is to respond to bootycalls--an actual friendship does not not exist (but one may develop as a side effect).

A dildo with its own life.
My roommate's trying to take it slow with this new guy she really likes, so she's got a penisfriend on the side to vent all of her sexual frustration.
by HLRP April 1, 2011
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penisfondler

the act of handleing stroking caressing cradleing your boner, stiffy, meat rocket, pole, meat stick,twig and berries, all beef thermometer, cock, penis, dick, man apendige, your alabama black snake, anal impaler, baby maker, bald headed yogrt slinger, big italian salami,
choad, weiner, winky, skin flute, stemin semen roadway, third leg, trouser snake, wang, wanker and purple headed love soldier, and or your russel the love muscle.
dude that gutter baby slut just fondled my penis and it was sweeett!..
did that gutter baby slut really fondle yo penis?...
yeah man that gtter abby slut is such a penisfondler..
yeah that gtter baby slut definitely is a huge penisfondler
by milkinshakes24/7 February 25, 2011
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penisvore

A woman who is addicted to dick and will only eat penis and no other foods
the high school whore who is addicted to dick, she is the penisvore
by nalyd noterb July 23, 2010
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penisfoot

v. to not waste time or beat around the bush. blunt and straight to the point. the opposite of pussyfoot.
chicks dig confidence so get your balls outta your purse, approach her, pleasantly penisfoot and tell her you wanna take her out, and you'll be smooth sailin'.
by Seth Ream January 3, 2009
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