An awful smelling penis, the next morning after a night of sex. This can be caused by the girl he was with the night before has a smelly clam, but not necessarily.
I went home and took a shower right away before my girlfriend got home. Cause if she wanted to have sex, she would have smelled the penis cheese and knew I cheated on her.
by Frogboy November 7, 2007

The act of harvesting smegma from the fresh dick cheese plant and consuming it in a barbaric like fashion
by FatherShmoop June 3, 2019

A penis which has not been washed for several days gains a cheese-like texture which emits an offensive odor. See also "ballfunk," "nut funk," or "famundachese."
by colon d February 2, 2003

hey mom could you pick me up some of those cheese penises from the store while your out im really hungry.
by the man March 14, 2004

by big shaft October 23, 2019
