penis cheese

An awful smelling penis, the next morning after a night of sex. This can be caused by the girl he was with the night before has a smelly clam, but not necessarily.

I went home and took a shower right away before my girlfriend got home. Cause if she wanted to have sex, she would have smelled the penis cheese and knew I cheated on her.

by Frogboy November 7, 2007

penis cheese

Stevo has cheese and Aubrie likes to eat it

by Anonymous May 8, 2003

Penis Cheese

nifty the r6 teamkiller

oi did you here that penis cheese kill someone?
ye wagwan he was a right cunt

by Lord Word god October 8, 2020

Penis cheese

A flavorful nutty, and cheesy goo.

Tom loves to cover his singles socks in penis cheese.

by Slinging Cream August 11, 2023

penis cheese harvest

The act of harvesting smegma from the fresh dick cheese plant and consuming it in a barbaric like fashion

Me and the boys after the penis cheese harvest: 🍽🤤

by FatherShmoop June 3, 2019

Islam Penis Cheese

Islam Jizz

Muhammad’s Islam Penis Cheese was tasty.

by anonymous June 6, 2021

cheese penis

A penis which has not been washed for several days gains a cheese-like texture which emits an offensive odor. See also "ballfunk," "nut funk," or "famundachese."

Eat my cheese penis, bitch.

You better wash that shit before you get a cheese penis.

by colon d February 2, 2003