penisite

a man with a small penis

My eleven year old brother is a penisite being that he has not yet reached puberty.

by Hermione Wannabe March 3, 2007

PENIBITCHI

the best word to use for a group of u and ur friends with funny emojis 🥵🍑🖕🏿🍆

PENIBITCHI🥵🍑🍆🖕🏿

by holy mother forking shirtballs October 15, 2019

penisitus

When your penis grows to be too big and causes the nerves in most of your lower body to go directly to your penis, therefore there are not enough nerve endings in your legs and feet causing the person to have extreme difficulty walking or performing simple tasks involving the legs or causing the legs and feet to be rendered completely useless in more severe cases. Penisitus is usually self diagnosed and incurable.

If you keep eating all that meat with growth hormones in it , you're going to get penisitus before the end of your puberty.

by Soda_pop March 11, 2016

Penini

A male having both a penis and a vagina combined into one form and is used to masterbate with both males and females.

Wow I just used my penini on a hot chick.

by summertime24 May 5, 2011

small penisitis

A common condition that occurs in males.

Hey bro,you should have that checked out... I think you have small penisitis!

by wldcts July 28, 2006

penisitis

A disease causing the penis to turn to dust, usually accompanied by a "poof" sound. This disease is the cause of most fat, guyish lesbians (also known as bulldykes).
This disease is typically caused by sleeping with a person housing a certain bug found in most countries except vietnam. The bug is called a "urethratinsite". It crawls into the urethra and sucks all of the moisture out of the flesh and muscle in one swoop, leading the structure to dismember into a cloud of dust. The poof sound is created by the dust re-hydrating in the air.

"I can't sleep with her! Ill get penisitis!"

by the hangar October 20, 2008

Penini

A ship at Navy Elementry between Jeanine Gassiyombo and Peyton Shaw. No one knows if Peyton likes her but everyone knows Jeanine likes him.

OMG did you just see that penini moment.

by TheNavyShippers November 22, 2017