penile picasso

One who is incredibly gifted in the handling of either their own or someone else's penis.

"As Michaelangelo worked with clay, and DaVinci with oil, Beth is a true artist with the cock. She my friend, is a penile picasso."

by theunknownone September 25, 2005

Penelesexual

Penelesexual means that you are attracted to Penelope Park from Legacies. She is basically a sexuality, and you’re gay and head over heels for her ;)

“hey! what’s your sexuality?”
“oh, i’m penelesexual”

by -aly March 18, 2019

Penile Fracture

A horrifying (and totally real) injury in which you literally snap your dick in half, as you can guess, this can only happen when your penis is erect, if you're a man and you don't wince from reading this, you're either tough as balls or a woman

Poor Hank has never been the same since he suffered a penile fracture, from what I hear, he needs to use a tube if his wife wants to have sex now

by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

Penelope

The best friend you could ever ask for. She’s one in a million kind sweet and very very funny. Always makes you laugh when your feeling down. Always beautiful without makeup even what she disagree with you. Will always win a fight because she Suborn but you love that about her. The best gamer girl there is no doubt about it. She will always listen even when she doesn’t want to. Might make fun of you for dum reason but you can’t disagree that they aren’t funny. But you love them

Penelope is the best

by Fhghjf May 22, 2019

Penelope

A great friend who is understanding. She is shy when she doesn't know you but when you get to know her she is very social. She is the best friend you could ask for. She is very fun and funny.

Hey who's that girl sitting in the corner with 2 others?

That's Penelope

Wow she's so social with them but won't talk to me

by Platnum_Trash February 26, 2019

penelope

really cute and adorable! but penelope's are really hard to get!

look, its penelope

by jake.loniun November 15, 2016

penile mouthification

slang term for fellatio

Mary Jane refused to have sexual intercourse with her boyfriend; however, she satiated his sexual appetite through penile mouthification..

by Reverend Jim October 16, 2006