Perbulous

Ridiculously Perverse. Strange, yet Sexy. Disgusting, yet Divine.

Dude 1: Yo Du'e! That shizz is straight Perbulous!

Dude 2: I know, right? It made me jizz in my pants and throw up! I feel a little bit ashamed, but also respectful of it's power over me.

Dude 3: What the...?! It made me kiss a Giraffe and then I kicked that old man in the nuts?!? What the hell?!?

Dude 1: I think I just conjured a squirrel!?! I'm not proud, but I'm also very aroused. Truly Perbulous. It hurts so good.

by Lord Byron Salisbury III December 8, 2010

penglose

penglose is fuktard jizz mopper

penglose is like his father and gran father

by stan fleury December 14, 2008

Perfulous

Perfolous: per-ful-ous

Pronunciation: \per-flü-əs

Function: adjective

Etymology: Australian English, from pseuDANym derived from Superfluous, exceeding what is sufficient or necessary : extravagant

Date: 22 August 2009

Combination of "Perf"ect & Fab"ulous" and also Superfluous

"What a perfulous day!!!"

by pseuDANym August 21, 2009

pengulum

Those things that swing back and forth in a grandfather clock.

Yeah, it’s a pengulum.

Are you sure you don’t mean a pendulum?

The pengulum swings back and forth in a grandfather clock.

by simook June 21, 2018

Pendulous Breasts

When a lady of a certain age develops rather lowly hanging breasts. One might refer to them as, pendulum breasts (it's only natural!)

See also "pendulum tits" which is similar but slightly different definition.

Crikey, she's got a pair of pendulous breasts!

by anonymous123344 May 2, 2011

pendulous orbs

Sagging milk mountains.

Not knowing Grandma had come for a visit and being stuffed with prune brownies, Carl burst into the bathroom only to spy her enormous, pendulous orbs.

by Darby January 22, 2004

Pendulous Sacks of Sausage

Saggy breasts that have succumb to the inevitable effects of gravity. While thin and tubular on top, the compounded collection of adipose tissue gives a bulbous, pock-marked appearance at the base.

Regina's breasts were like two pendulous sacks of sausage - ever swinging to and fro.

by Mapsnellayroc July 22, 2017