Paternity Party

A Paternity Party is a party thrown by a group of men for a friend who's about to embark on fatherhood. It's man's, "last, last hurrah."

Before I had my first child my friends threw a Paternity Party for me in Las Vegas.

by agrossman October 22, 2006

Paternity

A term often associated with African American females in the search to find da baby daddy and receive dat child support.

"Yo Shoniqua, you need to go on the Maury show to get a paternity test and find out who your baby daddy is!!"

by DNA test September 15, 2013

Paternity

Patter is Related biological specimen or pattern assimulated by your mom to make you.

Paternity, mindset of boasting about having descendents.

paternity used ensure in heritance from kings, now its tool to extrort .

by blaspheme your maker May 1, 2016

Peternity Discord Server

LITERAL HELL

“Oh golly I sure can’t wait to talk in the Peternity Discord Server”-nobody ever

by pokemon9163 August 15, 2022

posternity

A combination of posterity and eternity. It really does go on forever and ever and ever.

Travis: "I've come up with an idea for the ages"

Steve: "It'll go down in posternity"

by digik9 June 17, 2013

Paternity Brothers

Two or more men who appeared on the Maury Povich show and were tested for the paternity of the same child.

"Ever since we was both tested for being Shaniqua's baby daddy on dat Maury show, we Paternity Brothers, fam"

by mattmattmattmatt August 21, 2008

peturnity leave

Taking paid time off from work to care for a newly adopted animal companion. This can also apply to pets that have babies.

Worker 1: "I haven't seen Sarah in a few days, where the hell is she?"

Worker 2: "You didn't hear? She adopted a new cat so she's on peturnity leave."

by Tac306 October 30, 2013