A Paternity Party is a party thrown by a group of men for a friend who's about to embark on fatherhood. It's man's, "last, last hurrah."
Before I had my first child my friends threw a Paternity Party for me in Las Vegas.
The act of relentlessly checking back to see who has commented on your Facebook posting.
Dave thinks he's so funny. He totally narciposts everything he writes on his wall.