Penismancer

a wielder of a type of mace that is shaped like a penis

oh No johns been hit by the penismancer with the penis mace

by even123angrybirds February 11, 2022

Peenist

A word that comes from people mishearing the word, Pianist. It was also known to be seen in one of the episodes of the

show, "Animaniacs". Instead of playing the piano you play with a PEEEEENI---(Gets Demonitized)!

Boy: What are you doing?!
Dad: Being a Peenist~~;)

by K-WILL-SUE-YOU October 22, 2019

Peenis

What the guy has who stands a minimum of one foot away from a public urinal while urinating, usually with one fist planted on each hip. Also usually accompanied with a slow side to side motion of the head while grinning and nodding.

Guy at public urinal: "JFC, look at THAT peenis!!"

Me: *grin*

by Tripod66 November 5, 2013

Penisman

A jackass. Someone who is probably your close friend that you wish would just go away. A person who makes stupid ass decisions.

Dude, you're a fucking penisman.

What are you...a penisman?

Yo penisman!

Hey penis person, look at that stupid penisman.

Hey penisman! Go pound that peniswoman!

by Tha Cannon February 24, 2010

penismonger

One who trades in male reproductive organs

"Fresh penises! Get your fresh penises here!" yelled the penismonger through the din of the market

by RabidWombat June 1, 2004

penismash

Inserting two penises into one orafice - oral, anal, or vaginal, hence mashing them together to fit.

My buddy wants to penismash with that chick, are you in?

by schnervel July 1, 2011

penismonk

A monk who don't listen to any rules of abstinence

That pimp is a penismonk

by Jamburrito August 7, 2015