Peenis

What the guy has who stands a minimum of one foot away from a public urinal while urinating, usually with one fist planted on each hip. Also usually accompanied with a slow side to side motion of the head while grinning and nodding.

Guy at public urinal: "JFC, look at THAT peenis!!"

Me: *grin*

by Tripod66 November 5, 2013

Peeny

an imature word for penis

i went to go pee pee but i couldnt get out my peeny so my pants got peeny juice on them

by j2thadubs November 23, 2003

peenis

the body part between the boy's legs

Is it possible to lick my own peenis?

by goodsa December 17, 2011

Peeny

Lame, limpdickish, useless, mediocre at best.

"Dam Gil your boy Ernest is kinda peeny."
"FB Chat is some peeny ass bullshit."

by McChubbin March 30, 2010

Peeny

A Peeny (slang for penis) becomes an affectionate term for a friend who's behaviour is similar to that or both a flaccid or erect penis. At times they are floppy, funky and silly, and at other times strong and direct.

'Oh Becky, that funky chicken dance makes you seem like a real Peeny!'

by Cocodamol March 18, 2019

Peeni.

More then one penis.

"Fungus, Fungi, Penis, Peeni."

by dodbskxhke xkdnd February 7, 2019

PEENI

Having two cocks instead of one hence making it the peeni.

Damn what the hell is wrong with that guy hes giving her the peeni action.

by SGT MORALES October 31, 2007