peenie whacker

Used to ejaculate and evacuate. Cums in many shapes and sizes (and colors) while also being attached to twins which can also cum in different shapes and sizes. Can be hairy, smooth and/or prickly like a cacti. Can also be used a derogatory term.

Kiki: bro my waiter was such a bitch, he made me pay for water

Chance: what a fuckin peenie whacker

Ex.2

Evan: what’s it mean when a girl laughs when I show her my peenie whacker?

Randy: means you got a massive member my manz

Evan: oh..

by Chance52 August 20, 2021

Peeniss

A shipping name for Peeta and Katniss from the Hunger Games.
PEEta + katNISS = Peeniss

The opposite of Kale, which stands for Katniss and Gale.

Warning: Do not diss these pairings, because the fandom will claw your eyes out.

"TEAM PEENISS OTP!!! <33"

by MeNaK February 8, 2013

peenith

the word penis, with a lisp added on.

Hey honey, do you like my lithp? Because if you like that, then you are sure to like my peenith!

by JoJo from Kokamo (Im a girl) =3 August 20, 2003

Peenits

The way my father pronounces "peanuts". Phonetically similar to "penis".

"Hey guys, Five Guys is giving out free peenits!"
"Why does this car smell like peenits?"
"Does anyone want some peenits?"

by CTH8641 January 1, 2012

Peenicorn

A mythological creature, with the body of a horse and horn of a penis.

The Leprechaun wanted to play leap frog with the peenicorn.

by Drea, Chayle, Lauren June 30, 2007

peenie

Very small penis

Shake your peenie after you pee

by Peenie September 24, 2003

Peening

The act of rubbing ones clothed male genitals on the person of someone else without their knowledge.

Ew! That weird guy just came up and peened my leg while I was dancing!

Ugh, peening is so gross.

by Al and the Lu man August 22, 2011