panty-peeler

something said or done that is almost sure to get a chick to sleep with you.

a candlelit dinner with rose petals could be a huge panty-peeler.

by melshore August 17, 2009

foul peener

A penis so disgusting and smelly that it makes you cry when the fumes are inhaled. Can be the result of poor hygiene or disease.

Commonly associated with balls or nuts that reak as well.

Guy: Hey give me a bj.

Girl: No fucking way! You have a foul peener !

by Ténti December 30, 2013

Sneaky-Peener

Sneaky-Peener
n.

1. A person with shady, alternative motives.

"That fellow over in the dimly lit corner of the bar, he sure looks like a Sneaky-Peener"

by Christopher Peenerson February 2, 2010

paint peeler

A fart that smells so unbelievably bad that the paint starts to bubble off the walls.

Dude, did someone slaughter a calf in here or is that one of your paint peelers?

by Big Dundooley May 14, 2005

pixel peeper

1) A digital photographer who magnifies photographs on the computer screen to critically evaluate image resolution at the pixel level. Commonly used as a derogatory remark to describe:
a) A photography n00b who erroneously believes that the quality of a digital camera is determined solely by the number of megapixels.
b) Insecure troll who frequents digital camera forums to religiously proclaim how his/her camera pixel count is greater than yours.
c) Wanna be photographer who debates about pixel count all day but doesn't have the talent to take a half-decent photograph.

I grow tired following the thread of verbal diarrhea left behind by that pixel peeper.

Why don't you pixel peepin' trolls get some sunshine this week and take a photograph or two?

by mcham November 18, 2005

Slit Peeper

Someone that spies on a girl's pink spot while she pisses/shits.

"Close the blinds while you take a shit, honey. I hear the new neighbor is a real slit peeper."

by slitpeeper#1 May 17, 2009

Peeternity

When you are urinating and you start to think that it will never stop.

When I woke up this morning and used the restroom, it felt like I would be in there for peeternity.

Even though I was late for work, I was in the bathroom and it seemed like peeternity.

by tomjordan January 13, 2011