pedopotamus

An extremely large (and/or obvious) pedophile; exaggerated to be the size of a hippopotamus.

Holy crap that guy is a huge pedopotamus.

by druman July 27, 2010

pedoposer

Combination of pedo (as in pedophile) and poser.
Refers to a pedophile who poses as a minor in chat rooms to lure children.

S/he claims they're 15, but nobody has ever seen or heard them, so they could be a pedoposer.

by Pooge June 4, 2006

Pedopottimus

A ukelele playing axe murderer who shits hippos

Trista is a pedopottimus.

by hippoped December 19, 2018

Pedopodorosis

The phenomenon in which foot fetishes find an attraction to children's feet (due to them not really being that different to adults' feet) and freaking out that they might be a pedophile.

David was going to kill himself for how much Mackenzie Zeigler's feet aroused him but it was simply a case of Pedopodorosis.

by ApricotFields June 11, 2019

Pedapoproshypdicata

A foot disease from running, (Ped- APP-po-PROSH-hip-i-d-i-cate-ah). Pain moves around both of your feet, resulting in running to be a lot harder. Also, pain fluctuates in and out.

The runner has Pedapoproshypdicata, making it extremely hard to run.

by Pedapoproshypdicata September 12, 2019