pedentify

To identify someone taking a shit in a bathroom stall by their shoes.

We’re you able to pedentify who blew up the toilet? It was John. I saw his Air Jordan’s in the stall while I was taking a piss.

by Mrshinnypants June 13, 2020

pedestalitis

When you keep on putting girls on the pedestal.

You keep on idealizing girls - you have pedestalitis.

by Gesamtpaket October 14, 2013

pedetacious

Adjective. Used as a substitute in circumstances where a appropriate adjective cannot be found.

"I can't describe the colour of her eyes. You might say she's got pedetacious eyes".

by shellity February 9, 2009

pedostache

A thin layer of hair, lacking the regality of a full blown mustache, atop the upper lip. Commonly found on individuals with Tony Danza-esque minivans and lots of candy.

Hey, check out the pedostache on that guy. Hey, where'd little Timmy go...

by J. Agnew June 14, 2006

on a pedestal

To greatly value someone or something, esp. a romantic interest, above all others.

She likes Jon, but she has Chris on a pedestal. Jon doesn't have a chance.

by Sean Kennedy September 9, 2005

red sea pedestrian

Slang term for a follower of the Jewish faith.

Will Henderson is definitely a red sea pedestrian. Watch him light the menourah.

by Clay April 30, 2003

Pedestration

noun:
1 - The act of thinking about randomly penetrating, having sex or hooking up with a pedestrian

2 - The act of randomly penetrating, having sex or hooking up with a pedestrian

Noun:
I engaged in some amazing pedestration while walking to the grocery store this morning

by usnabatman October 13, 2011