pecker 

Short for pecker head

My boss is a pecker!

pecker by #1cunninglinguist February 17, 2010

pecker 

Casual way to say "penis." Not considered as vulgar as "cock," "prick," or "dick," almost cute in fact, but definitely not standard. Originally "pecker" was a Southern (USA) usage, but social mobility and innumerable HBO comic roasts have broadened its range.

"I've got Hubert's pecker in my pocket." Said by 1960s US President Lyndon Baines Johnson of his VP Hubert Humphrey, meaning (metaphorically) that Hubert was his bitch politically.

"I'd rather cut my pecker off." Said by same LBJ when told by his physician he had to stop smoking immediately.

pecker by al-in-chgo July 13, 2012

Pecker 

The act of 'Pecking' A Pecker is a term to describe a type of Sleaze, a person who overly 'Pecks' or 'comes on to' girls in a subtle way, but that is usually obvious. Overly complimenting and acting nice to try and get sex off them.

Facebook Status:

Girl: Do I buy a white or pink flesh tunnel to go in my ear ;p I actually don’t know what one to get!

Guy 'Pecker' : Get both! they'd both look great on you :) :) xxxx

Girl : haha yer i mite :L thanks x

Guy 'Pecker' : Np ^^ anything would look good on you :) :) xxxx

Guy 'Pecker' proceeds to like and comment on 'Girls' every status and picture

God man look at that guy pecking on her, he's such a Pecker!!

Pecker by VirusDude! February 22, 2011

pecker 

A person that highly reflects the genitalia of a man.

"Hey Erik Dove you're such a pecker!"
"Yeah dude I know"

pecker by porker223 September 30, 2011

pecker 

An asshole that no one likes. He is annoying as hell. Also a very big creep to the girls. He has no friends

That guy is a real pecker i wanna kick his ass

pecker by jockguy2345 April 19, 2014

pecker 

How a European or British individual would say "penis" but uses the replacement word "pecker" often pronounced "pecka"

English: Bro, i wanna rock out with my cock out

British: oi then, i really wanna penetrate you with me pecka

Hence, the example of pecker

pecker by nefty and lynchy December 25, 2007

Pecker 

A pecker is a humugous nose, another word for cock nose.

'that's a pecker, and a half that is, that will definatly make the finals!'

Pecker by Sam Rogers June 21, 2006