Pedobear

A creepy bear that likes his woman the he likes his wine. 7 years old and mixed up with coke. He repeadedly stalks down little girls and goes to town with them without permission.:) He is a huge threat to our children and is very dangerous to Japanese anime girls.

My little sister came home from school covered in blood and sperm. She then got pregnant and had a litter of bear/human babies. They always got in trouble raping small animals. We then did a test to find out who the father was and it miraculously was Pedobear.

by iampedobear April 5, 2009

Pedobear

Used by the common "pedo's" on hentai lolikon boards.
The character "pedo bear" usually describes their dreams as they love to do the same as he does, only thing left is to digitalise yourself.

Pedo bear's sign of approval!
~YAY, I want that pic, pedobear approved!! :D
See 4chan

by Xen-Ava February 10, 2005

PedoBear

That one fuzzy animal you think is cute until he makes forced fucky on you.

Pedobear: ASL? LOL
teengrl34: 13/f/TX
Peodbear: ORLLY? LOL
teengirl34: RLLY.
PedoBear: PedoBear Approves!

by OMGWTFBBQ!!!??? February 4, 2010

Pedobear

The best meme ever!A pedo...bear

My milkshakes bring all the kids to the yard and i'm like just get in my car
-Pedobear

by Eritreagirll December 7, 2011

Pedobear Approves

A hilarious way to announce that you like something.

1) Mom: Dinner!

???: Golly gee, what's for eats, mommy?

Mom: A dead little girl!

???: Pedobear Approves! :D

2) ???: Hey, little girl! Why don't you come in my van?

Girl: Why?

???: I bought a bunch of candy, but I don't think I can finish it! Can you help me?

Girl: Okay! :D *Gets in van*

???: Pedobear Approves! *Slams and locks door*

by AnalPenetrationByForce July 22, 2011

Pedobear

A cartoon bear that has an obsession over young children (hence the pedo part).

We should be careful about walking home from school, there have been some pedobear sightings.

by boomer energy December 8, 2019

pedobear

Pedobear is a friendly bear who rides a moped.

He often gives rides to kids.

"Hi," said pedobear to little Jimmy, "I'm looking for a lost puppy. Would you like to get on my moped and help me find him?"

'Sure," said Jimmy, brushing back his blond curls, "do you have any candy?

by scodder June 7, 2010