pea soup

(n.) Something really gritty and thick.

Skating through cement is like skating through pea soup.

... then when I stuck it in it felt like penetrating a fuckin pot chock full O' pea soup.

I ate this nasty burrito the other day and it gave me the worst pea soup shits.

by PujjyWujjyOTG March 23, 2005

pea soup

A term used to refer to something that is considered awesome or good. Also used during conversation when talking about "hollering" at a girl/boy, making out with a girl/boy, having sex, or any other type of sexual contact.

Shakira is pea soup. Last night this girl stayed over and we made some pea soup.

by Derb July 11, 2003

pea soup

Extremely thick smog, characterised by early black-and-white films set in between-the-war-and-just-after settings.

Cue: really bad cockney accent...

Cockney chap: Cor blimey, guv! I carn eevin see me face in this!
Cheeky chappy: Nah! S' a right pea souper n' no mistake!

by Flatster November 18, 2005

pea soup

It's when chef Gordon Elliott, through years of discipline and training, is able to actually urinate a meaty broth for the guests of his... oh wait... nope, that's pee soup. Sorry. Never mind.

My confusion is as thick as pea soup.

by Madmann October 10, 2005

pea soup

pissing in some ones drink

1st guy:hows that pea soup taste micky.

2nd guy:you fuckin wanker i knew this tasted like piss

by Dr EW and Prof AWD from Yale April 5, 2009

Pea Soup Waterfall

A sexual act of someone vomiting in one's anus, then the person whos anus got vomited in poops it back into the vomiter's mouth.

1. We spent the whole night pea soup waterfalling. it was soo hot.
2. Did you hear that the Trix rabbit and Lucky performed a pea soup waterfall? it was magically delicious!

by Dusty Doornails December 13, 2007

Split Pea Soup

When a man peas into a bucket and then boils the pea and later pour it into a girl's vagina or mouth.

She didn't didn't want to have sex with me so I will punish her with some of my split pea soup!

by theboss37 March 9, 2011