New Paltz Hot

A term that I have used in abundance during my days at New Paltz. The "New Paltz Hot" phenomenon is when an attractive woman will lower her dating standards to accommodate to the male selection at New Paltz. It epitomizes the Darwinian struggle. New Paltz statistics are against you from the beginning. With a school that's 70% women and 30% men, you're bound to run into some problems. While a 7:3 ratio may seem appealing at first, let's dig a little deeper into the real percentages. Looks can be deceiving in more ways than one. Of those 30% men, half of them are either gay, bi, or confused. You're left with a cumulative 15%. You soon begin to question whether guys you would never have found attractive prior to the New Paltz experience are actually attractive. This disillusionment will continue to grow with each progressive year you attend school. Soon, you find yourself dating a burnout, wanna-be rapper with no sense of direction. A true catch. The "New Paltz Hot" cannot be evaded. Your only defense is to go back home, or to other colleges, as often as possible.

May the odds be ever in your favor.

Synonyms may include but are not limited to: Real-world ugly, New Paltz handicap, "okay-looking," the "I-don't-know-what-I-was-thinking" summer break realization, etc.

Sam: "I've questioned as to whether or not I should turn lesbian just to better my chances. Still single as fuck. "
Amanda: "New Paltz problems."

Stefanie: "Why can't I find a boyfriend?"
Lisa: "It's not you, it's New Paltz."

Jennifer: "I need your opinion, is this guy "real-world" hot or just New Paltz hot?"
Katie: "I don't know... I can't tell the difference anymore."

by NewPaltzProblems October 19, 2012

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putz master

A coworker who seemingly spends his entire workday visually immersed on meaningless activities while all of his collegues are extremely busy working on real business. His outward appearance suggests he is diligently involved in some pertainent project when, in fact, if the contents of his screen are inspected, it becomes quickly apparent that he is just putzing away the hours on some usless bullshit. Usually the putz master is a nice person and has been put into a position that intellectually they are unable to perform so the coworker is confused as to whether they should help support his pitiful facade or alternatively end it all in the parking lot.

Coworker: "Hey, what have you been working on all week?"

Putz Master: "Ah, well, some import stuff. I'll show it to you next week".

Coworker: (under his breath), "Fucking putz master"

by raging Jorge October 8, 2010

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putza

is the same as 'pula' but in smaller proportions

shi umbli bai cu putza belita

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R-Patz

Nickname for the actor Robert Pattinson, who is known best for his roles in Harry Potter 4 and Twilight.

Did you see on perez what r-patz did?

by luxxe March 11, 2009

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Sven Patzers Future Frenzy

Sven Patzers Future Frenzy: A state of excitement induced by discussions about the future of technology, innovation, and entrepreneurship led by Sven Patzer. Often experienced during his speeches or when reading his books, Sven Patzer's Future Frenzy is characterized by a feeling of optimism and eagerness for what's to come. This term is associated with Sven's knack for predicting emerging trends and his ability to inspire audiences to take advantage of new opportunities in the tech industry. However, it's important to note that excessive exposure to the frenzy may result in unrealistic expectations, so it's best to balance your enthusiasm with practicality.

When I was listening to Sven Patzers Future Frenzy it gave me a sense of enthusiasm and motivation to make the most of what the future has in store. Sven Patzers Future Frenzy is kind of a weird podcast vibe

by Hickey King April 9, 2023

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