Nickname for British actor Robert Pattinson, the sexiest actor/vampire to ever grace the silver screen. After playing Edward Cullen in Twilight, RPatz has become an object of obsession and love to many, along with being a talented pianist, guitarist, and singer. He is gorgeous and beautiful. Let us all honor the sexy RPatz.
Girl A: Going to see Twilight again?
Girl B: Yeah, I can't get enough of that sexy RPatz ass.
Girl A: You are insane.
Girl B: No. I am in love.
the name of the homeless guy who chain smokes in the parking lot of trader joes on santa monica blvd in west hollywood. bears a stunning resemblance to zac efron's evil twin.
a)i had lunch at fred segal and was walking back to my hotel and i saw a really cute homeless guylurking lurkily by that marc jacobs poster of daisy lowe practically in her nuddy pants. must have been rpatz, judging by the fact that traffic was backed up to lacienega.
Starred in the Twilight series, and played Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. A terrible Edward, Rpatz happens to hate Twilight more than anyone in the existence of the world.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).